Why shouldn't you believe a
| Bed jokes
Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.
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Why do tornadoes move so
| Weather jokes
Why do tornadoes move so erratically? -They are dizzy
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Q. How did a blind woman drive herself
| Blind jokes
Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy? A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
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It was mealtime on a small airline and the
| Aviation jokes
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked. "Yes or No," she replied.
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At the scene of a bank raid
| Humor jokes
At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He got away, sir!" The inspector was furious. "But I told you to put a man on all the exits!" he roared. "How could he have got away?" "He left by one of the entrances, sir!"
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A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord – nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?”