What did the baby dolphin do when he
| Various animal jokes
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d
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Q: How does Bill Clinton say "I'm about to
| Clinton jokes
Q: How does Bill Clinton say "I'm about to hurt you"? A: "Trust me."
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Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel.
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Married life
| Marriage jokes
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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When the crooked hamburger took it on the
| Burger jokes
When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go? Oh, 'ewe' know!
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Were you in Paris on your vacation? “I don’t know, my wife got the tickets.”