Why do blondes have see-through lunch box

Yo momma so fat she

| Yo momma jokes

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

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Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her

| Cannibal jokes

Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.

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| Accountant jokes

An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left costs $500." "Why does that parrot cost so much?" asks the accountant. "Well," replies the owner, "it knows how to do complex audits." "How m

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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

| Rabbit jokes

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.

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What goes "knio, knio?"

| Pig jokes

What goes "knio, knio?" A backward pig.

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Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.