Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
| School jokes
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!
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First cannibal: I don't know
| Cannibal jokes
First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?'
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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of
| Dance jokes
Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, "Twist to open."
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Q. How can you tell if a man
| Men jokes
Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?
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A man and a couple of
| Telephone jokes
A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and they were changing their shoes when a cell phone on the bench rang. The man picked it up and answered it. "Hi honey," said the woman on the other end. "Hi honey," replied the man. "I was just calling
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Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing? Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.