On a rural road a state trooper pulled this
| Farmer jokes
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
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Why does Dracula always travel with his
| Vampire jokes
Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.
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I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge
| Dentist jokes
I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boys tooth. "Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other p
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Helga, tell me something. Why
| Ethnic jokes
Helga, tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces? "Because they're stupid," said her friend.
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What advice to cows
| Cowboy jokes
What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
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Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.