My parrot lays square eggs but
| Bird jokes
My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch!
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Q: What do you call a blonde
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
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How do you address a monster?
| Monster jokes
How do you address a monster? Very politely.
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Q: How many politicians does it take to
| Political jokes
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
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Two cab drivers met.
| Car and train jokes
Two cab drivers met. "Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?" "Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."
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Is your mother home? the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house. “Yeah, she’s home,” the boy said, scooting over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the fellow said, “I thought you said your mother was home.” The kid replied, “She is; but this isn’t where I live.