Two paratrooper

How many Serbs does in take to change a

| Ethnic jokes

How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

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And Jesus said unto his disciples,

| Religious jokes

And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?" And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sacerdotal monarch." And Jesus said, "What?"

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew

| Rabbit jokes

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.

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Can

| Restaurant jokes

Can I have some two-handed cheese, please? a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What do you mean, 'two-handed cheese'?' asked the waiter. "You know, the kind you eat with one hand and hold your nose with the other."

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Q: Ever wonder

| Food jokes

Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!

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Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: – Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. – Is it mandatory to wear it? – Sure. It’s raining outside.