Q: Why did Bill Clinton

A monastery in the English countryside was

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A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work. Then one day two of the monks, who had been discussing the problem, suggested they open a fish and chips stand down on the highway, r

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What is the cat's favourite TV

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What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !

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Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over

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Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

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A realty salesman had just closed his first

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A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. "That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said to his boss. "Should I give him his money back?" "Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of sales

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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by

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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot.

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Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To meet the chick.