The patient: Tell me, is it true that

What's a mouse's favourite record ?

| Mouse jokes

What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !

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What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ?

| Insect jokes

What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !

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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry,

| Cow jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato!

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Men are like coffee.

| Men jokes

Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.

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Q: What did one math book say to the

| School jokes

Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!

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The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.