How does an octopus go to war ?

Why don't sheep shrink when it

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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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A blonde was driving down

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A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde bimbo! It's

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A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are

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A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Hea

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How can you make a moth ball ?

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How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.

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Why is it called a Wonder Bra?

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Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

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How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !