Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw

Two little boys were

| Restaurant jokes

Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldn't make up their minds about what they wanted to eat. Finally the grandfather grinned at the server and said, "Just bring them bread and water." One of the little boys looked up and quavered

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Veronica was

| Police jokes

Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop. "What's the matter?!" she asked. "Where's the body?!" demanded the officer. "What are you talking about?" "We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was be

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How many lawyers does it take

| Lawyer jokes

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.

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Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you

| Music jokes

Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.

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When is a dog most impolite?

| Dog jokes

When is a dog most impolite? When he points.

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Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!