A friend meets up with her friend as she is

What is a dog's favourite Easter

| Easter jokes

What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!

[ read more ]

Q: What happens if you sing country music

| Music jokes

Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back.

[ read more ]

During a big fire downtown the firemen

| Firefighter jokes

During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother refused. Things looked grim until a tall, well-built

[ read more ]

It seems that a devout, good couple was about

| Lawyer jokes

It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to get married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and they still desired wedded union. He thought

[ read more ]

The Three

| Computer jokes

The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don't buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don't plug it in. 3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.

[ read more ]

A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic. Her friend asks, “Everything ok with your car now?” The blonde replies, “Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid.”