Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a
| Bath jokes
Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.
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Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions,
| Parent jokes
Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions, said the father. "I'd like to know what would have happened if I'd asked as many questions when I was a boy." "Perhaps," said the boy, "you'd've been able to answer some of mine."
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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?
| Ghost jokes
Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.
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Why does your sister have yeast and
| Brother and sister jokes
Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.
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Q: Why did the
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.
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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb? Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.