Every time I tell my English Setter to stop
| Dog jokes
Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on barking!
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Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three
| Cat jokes
Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!
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What did the bee to the other bee in summer
| Insect jokes
What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !
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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your
| School jokes
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
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I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
| Bicycle jokes
I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?'
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My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!