Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge

A lady with a

| Marriage jokes

A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. "Are you a friend of the bride ?" he asked. "Certainly not," she snapped, "I'm the groom's mother."

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One day while a blonde was out

| Blonde jokes

One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over

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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his

| College jokes

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A v

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There is a new Barbie doll

| Barbie doll jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark

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A group of

| Hunting jokes

A group of hunters fully equipped with rifles, ammo and camping supplies, came upon a young boy armed only with a slingshot. "What are you hunting for?" asked an older hunter. "I don't know. I ain't seen it yet," said the boy.

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Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge ? Because it turns “ice” into “mice” !