Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his
| Music jokes
Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.
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Did you hear about the blonde who was a really
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
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A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking
| Marriage jokes
A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all
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Did you hear about the nurse who died
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore!
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What do you get when you put a car and a
| Car and train jokes
What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !
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What system do they teach in Hamburger High’s math courses? The meatric system, silly!