How was your golf game, dear? asked Jack's
| Sport jokes
How was your golf game, dear? asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad, I couldn't see where the ball went." "You're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife. "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?" "But he's eighty-five and
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Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
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How many evolutionists does it take to
| Biologist jokes
How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes eight million years.
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What did the witch say to
| Witch jokes
What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!
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Teacher : What are
| School jokes
Teacher : What are you reading ? Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
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Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I’m going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear. Amazing ! so you have. How could that have happened ? I can’t understand it either, because I planted cabbage !