A minister and lawyer were chatting at a
| Political jokes
A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "Try to fix it if it's big; ignore it if it's insignificant," replied the lawyer. "What do you do?" lawyer asked. "Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example. The othe
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An airforce officer
| Military jokes
An airforce officer goes to heaven and at the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he believes makes him worthy of attmittance to heaven. The officer flyboy replies; yes, I once went into a bar with four of my pilot friends and saw two seabees harrassing a you
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What do elephants say as a compliment
| Elephant jokes
What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !
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Have you heard that there's a new
| Internet jokes
Have you heard that there's a new mountain website? Really? I must take a peak at it!
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Another flight
| Aviation jokes
Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
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A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. “Sorry I can’t serve you,” states the barman. “Why not?!” asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. “You’re under 18,” replies the barman.