A mother and her child were at a wedding.
| Marriage jokes
A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy w
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Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping.
| Bed jokes
Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed. Oh, I'm all right at night, it's in the day I have problems.
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Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?
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A woman checked in at the pearly gates and
| Dirty jokes
A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, "We have five million Walter Smiths. Give us a little clue." The woman said, "My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he said that if I ever slept with another man he'd turn over in his
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What do you call a pretend railway
| Car and train jokes
What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !
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A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, “I’m going to the pub. Get your coat on.” The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity replies, “Does that mean that you are taking me with you, darling?” The husband replies, “No – I’m turning the heating off.