Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read
| School jokes
Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ? Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ? Pupil: Umm, I've got red hair !
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Father Murphy walked
| Military jokes
Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The Marine said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Leave this pub right now!" He then approached a second Marine. "Do you want to got to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the Marine's reply. "T
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Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
| Easter jokes
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
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Where did vampires go to first in America?
| Vampire jokes
Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land.
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A father and son went fishing one day. While
| Fishing jokes
A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, "How does this boat float? The father replied, "Don't rightly know son." A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked, "How do f
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‘Mum, there’s a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk’s Home. Shall I give him Grandma ?’