Q: What's Clinton doing to
| Clinton jokes
Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy.
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What do you get if you stuff your computer's
| Computer jokes
What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.
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Why did the Easter Bunny have to
| Easter jokes
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
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Why do bees hum ?
| Insect jokes
Why do bees hum ? Because they've forgotten the words !
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A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked
| Bicycle jokes
A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said, 'Don't you know how to ride a bike?' 'Yes,' he answered, 'but I don't know how to ring the bell yet'
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A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “How does this boat float? The father replied, “Don’t rightly know son.” A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked, “How do fish breath underwater?” Once again the father replied, “Don’t rightly know son.” A little later the boy asked his father, “Why is the sky blue?” Again, the father repied. “Don’t rightly know son.” Finally, the boy asked his father, “Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?” The father replied, “Of course not, you don’t ask questions, you never learn nothin’.”