Hubby - You always carry my photo in your
| Marriage jokes
Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What
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A brunette doing laundry asked her
| Blonde jokes
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, What for? Are you going to set it on fire!
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What happened when Dumbo went
| Money jokes
What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back.
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What do chicken families do on
| Bird jokes
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics !
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George went fishing, but at the end of the day
| Fishing jokes
George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store. 'I want to buy three trout,' he said to the owner. 'But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me. 'Why should I do that?' the owner asked. 'So I can tell ever
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Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say ‘hi.