Women need a reason to have
| Dirty jokes
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
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What is the left side of an apple?
| Apple jokes
What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat.
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Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why
| Lawyer jokes
Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle.
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How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land
| Burger jokes
How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!
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Q: Why did
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
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Henderson bought a new car and, after he left the showroom, decided to catch a movie. When he came out, Henderson noticed he’d locked the car and left the keys in the ignition. He telephoned the dealer. “Which is the cheapest window to break?” he asked. “You don’t have to break any of the windows,” explained the dealer. “I’ll come right down with another key and we can open it together.” “No, no!” shouted the new car owner. “I gotta know now! It’s about to rain and I wanna put the top up!”