Q: What's the slowest thing in the
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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If the world is getting smaller, why do
| Answer me this jokes
If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?
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What did the lions say to his cubs when
| Various animal jokes
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?
| Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !
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What did one chicken say to the other after they
| Bird jokes
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"
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A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read ‘BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading ‘LOWEST PRICES. The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read ‘MAIN ENTRANCE’.