What do you get if you cross a telephone

What kind of dog sounds

| Dog jokes

What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !

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A bus load of politicians were driving down a

| Farmer jokes

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A

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Q: What is the first thing that President

| Clinton jokes

Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: "Good morning, Bill."

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What do you call a crazy chicken ?

| Bird jokes

What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !

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What did the tooth say to the

| Teeth jokes

What did the tooth say to the dentist? "Fill 'er up!"

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What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !