Q: What's a conservative?
| Political jokes
Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.
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Q: What did the
| Dirty jokes
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
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How do you know when an
| Accountant jokes
How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
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Why does the Philippines ban rectal
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers? They cause too much brain damage.
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Three people die, a Doctor a school
| Heaven and hell jokes
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor 'what did you do on Earth?' The Dotor replied, I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would do it for free. St. Peter told the Doctor, 'you may go in.
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The seven-year old girl told her mom, “A boy in my class asked me to play doctor.” “Oh, dear,” the mother nervously sighed. “What happened, honey?” “Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company.”