Which song title makes an Ape
| Gorilla jokes
Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams!
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What is a Chihuahua's
| Dog jokes
What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!
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What do you call an ant who skips school ?
| Ant jokes
What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !
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What makes you think the
| Criminal jokes
What makes you think the prisoner was drunk? asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I saw him lift up a manhole cover and walk away with it, and when I asked him what it was for he said, 'I want to listen to it on my record-player! "
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If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?