Why do women have
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Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
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Which song title makes an Ape
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Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams!
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Patient: Hey, that tooth
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Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax, I'm coming to it.
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How is being at a singles bar
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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his
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One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, "You should be hung!" To which he calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass!"
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Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second hiker says, “What are you doing?” The first responds, “I figure when the bear gets close to us, we’ll have to jump down and make a run for it.” The second says, “Are you crazy? Don’t you know you can’t outrun a bear? The first guy says, “I don’t have to outrun the bear… I only have to outrun you!”