Q: How many Scotsmen does it
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark'
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How do gossipy hamburgers spend their
| Burger jokes
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.
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During the Mexican American War, an intense
| Military jokes
During the Mexican American War, an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and days neither side made any advances. Finally, an American general had a bright idea. He aimed his rifle to the Mexican trenches and yelled, "Hey, Juan!" A soldier jumped up and replied, "What?"
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A good samaritan was walking
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?" "Yep". "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep". When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked "Is this your floor?" "Yep".
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Did you hear about the University of Miami
| College jokes
Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?'
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A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between pages. “Mommy, look what I found,” the boy called out. “What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy’s voice he answered: “It’s Adam’s clothes!!!!!”