What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?
| Various animal jokes
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
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Computers make very fast, very accurate
| Computer jokes
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Q: How many conservatives does it take to
| Political jokes
Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river
| Dirty jokes
Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope. A crocodile comes out of the river: - Hey pals, let me have a whiff. - Get lost, oh green one! - Come on guys, just one! - Go %@~# yourself! So what would you do? Well, the crocodile swallows Piglet and sits in his place. Winnie, inh
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What do rodents say when they play bingo ? ‘Eyes down for a full mouse’ !