A man walks into a bar with
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?"
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When a visitor to a small town in Georgia
| Journalist jokes
When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Valiant Local Man Saves Child
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Did you hear about the vampire who joined
| Vampire jokes
Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.
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Did you hear about the vampire
| Vampire jokes
Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein.
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Does running out of a
| Cow jokes
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!
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The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had. He goes up to the girl and says, “Little girl, I think that it’s wonderful that you’re doing such a good thing.” The little girl says, “Thank you, Mr. Clinton. Would you like a puppy? They’re Democrats.” Bill declines and jogs onward. The next day Billy jogs past the same girl and decides to talk to her again. “You know what, little girl? I think I’ll take one of those puppies after all, seeing as how they’re Democrats.” The girl says, “I’m sorry Mr. Clinton, but they’re not Democrats any more. They’re Republican now.” Bill says, “They are? How do you know? As a matter of fact, how did you know that they were Democrats at first to begin with?” She says, “Well, just after they were born they were Democrats, but now their eyes are open.”