Teacher: What's the definition of a
| Bird jokes
Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
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Why is a baby like an diamond?
| Baby jokes
Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it's a dear little thing.
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Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves'
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Honey, said Mrs.
| Parent jokes
Honey, said Mrs. Beldon to her husband, "Lester's teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia." "Encyclopedia, my eye!" exclaimed Beldon. "Let him walk to school like I did."
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What do cows read at the breakfast table?
| Cow jokes
What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!
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‘Why are you crying, Ted ?’ asked his mum. ‘Because my new sneakers hurt. ‘That’s because you have put them on the wrong feet. ‘But they are the only feet I have.