Tape Recording for Beginners
| Book title jokes
Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette
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Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with
| Letter jokes
Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am." Fred: Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
| Horse jokes
Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!
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A golf club walks into a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club. "You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.
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Guest: Why did you offer me a piece
| Travel and tourist jokes
Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
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An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide: “How large is the population here?” “Around 1.5 billion” — the guide answers American, After a short pause: “So, what else do you do here?”