A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident

It was a few days before Christmas. The trip

| Aviation jokes

It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the other end had turned a tacky red and green, and loudspeakers blared annoying elevator renditions of cherished Christmas carols. Being someone who took Christmas very serious

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What happened to the

| Dog jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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What do you get if you cross a zebra

| Various animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who went

| Cannibal jokes

Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes.

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How does a girl vampire flirt?

| Vampire jokes

How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.

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A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident – body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook: “Head on bullevard” and scratchs out his spelling error. “Head on bouelevard” Nope, doesn’t look right – scratch scratch. “Head on boolevard…” dang it! Scratch scratch. He looks around and sees that no one is looking at him as he kicks the head. “Head on curb.”