Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
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If you had a million dollars and gave away one
| Money jokes
If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.
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Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he
| Insect jokes
Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).
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My
| Beauty jokes
My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!said Miss Conceited. Then he's right said her little brother.Sophia Loren? "No-spaghetti!
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Do you love me?
| Humor jokes
Do you love me? Of course Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear Lemon meringue pie !
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How do we know burgers love young people? They’re pro-teen!