Yo Mama's so fat that when
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family...!"
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Mary arrived home from
| Children jokes
Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother. 'I don't know,' replied Mary, 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.
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Policeman: I've had my eye on you for
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.
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What did the mouse say to the
| Computer jokes
What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese.
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Why was the monster sitting in his Easter
| Easter jokes
Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
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What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune).