Why didn't anyone take the school bus to
| Bus jokes
Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door.
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A psychiatrist visited a
| Marriage jokes
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply. "Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who
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How many psychiatrists does it take to
| Mental health jokes
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this phantasy?"
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Did you hear about the depressed horse?
| Horse jokes
Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!
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Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.
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Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven’t had any brains for the last thirty years.