Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher
| College jokes
Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
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Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to
| Birthday jokes
Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't. I've just dropped it.
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An airline pilot wrote that on this
| Aviation jokes
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy, which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, give a smile, and a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his
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Girl: Mom, mom a monster's just bitten my foot
| Parent jokes
Girl: Mom, mom a monster's just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, I've just washed the floor.
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Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!