Principal: Do you do

What should you do

| Dirty jokes

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally

| Sport jokes

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!

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Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.

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Melburn was strolling along downtown

| Idiot and fool jokes

Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with a framed picture under his arm. "Hey, what yew got there?" asked a neighbor. "I dunno much 'bout art," replied Melburn, "but Ah just bought me an original Michelangelo for two hundred dollars! It's one of the few he ever did in ballpoint!"

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What did the man do when he got a big gas

| Money jokes

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded.

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Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out? Principal: Oh, sooner or later