What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Why did the elephant

| Elephant jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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A drunk is refused a drink

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober. He gestures toward a cat near the doorway and says, "You see that cat coming in the door? It has two eyes. If I were drunk, I'd see four!" The bartender looks, then pauses a moment. Finally he respon

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What do you use to cut the ocean? A

| Humor jokes

What do you use to cut the ocean? A seasaw

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Where do bees go on holiday ?

| Insect jokes

Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !

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Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?

| Blonde jokes

Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.

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What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.