Why did the elephant
| Elephant jokes
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !
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A drunk is refused a drink
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober. He gestures toward a cat near the doorway and says, "You see that cat coming in the door? It has two eyes. If I were drunk, I'd see four!" The bartender looks, then pauses a moment. Finally he respon
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What do you use to cut the ocean? A
| Humor jokes
What do you use to cut the ocean? A seasaw
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Where do bees go on holiday ?
| Insect jokes
Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !
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Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?
| Blonde jokes
Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.
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What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.