A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man’s supper and began whining and jumping up at him. “Do you mind if I throw him a bit?” said the man to the lady. “Not at all,” she replied, whereupon the man picked the dog up and threw it over a wall.
Category: Bus jokes
What’s the
What’s the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.
Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat
Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, “If you were a gentleman, young man, you’d stand up and let someone else sit down.” “And if you were a lady,” replied Roger, “you’d stand up and let four people sit down.”
Why couldn’t
Why couldn’t the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
What do monsters play when they are in the bus?
What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.