Q: What does a blonde answer to the question
| Dirty jokes
Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there."
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Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker
| Old age jokes
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked. "He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years oder than I am." "Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn't you say?"
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Policeman: Did you realize you just
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?
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It was a
| Sport jokes
It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field goal. When the official called yet another close one in the visitors' favor, the home quarte
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Have you seen www.quasimodo.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure, but certainly rings a bell.
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Why couldn’t the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.