When I get real bored, I
| Car and train jokes
When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
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A bus stops and this old lady gets off and
| Dirty jokes
A bus stops and this old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed, and the driver thinks nothing of it; the bus comes to another stop and another old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed and the driver thinks nothing of it, then the bus com
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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm
| Mental health jokes
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!
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Did you hear about the stupid wizard?
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?
| Pig jokes
What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!
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Your so bald your bald