Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters
| Clinton jokes
Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
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Dancing at the Party by Hans
| Book title jokes
Dancing at the Party by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy
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Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg
| Hair and bald jokes
Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-conscious about his appearance, he goes to the best costume shop in town. When he gets there, he tells the shop owner his situation and that he would rather cover his head and leg with a costume instead
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After seeing a
| Car and train jokes
After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialist equipment, the McLaren team decided to fire their pit crew and hire four of the youths as most races can be won or lost in the pit lane. The first race came along and the ca
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Which kind of ink do you put in your
| Computer jokes
Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.
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When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I’m leaving.