Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's
| Music jokes
Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend? A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
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What do you call a grasshopper
| Insect jokes
What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !
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A local United Way office realized that it had
| Lawyer jokes
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity.
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Why do men act like idiots?
| Men jokes
Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting?
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A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside
| Blonde jokes
A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!" The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"
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Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don’t step on other dinosaurs.