While trying to diagnose a
| Computer jokes
While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file. He said it said "File not found". I told him to do a dir. I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed. He said, "Well it says autoexec, then there's some spaces, but no dot, and then it s
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Party Host: Hello?
| Telephone jokes
Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I'm trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her? Party Host: I'd be glad to. Please hold on. (shouts) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?
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Sign seen in a bar:
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."
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A recent survey done
| Marriage jokes
A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"
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Do you like
| Internet jokes
Do you like surfing the net? Oh yes, I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)
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Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, “If you were a gentleman, young man, you’d stand up and let someone else sit down.” “And if you were a lady,” replied Roger, “you’d stand up and let four people sit down.”