Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?

If you had one dollar and you

| School jokes

If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You don't know your arithmetic. You don't know my father !

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John was sitting outside his

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John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink. "You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!" Now

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What did one saggy boob say to the other

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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.

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Why is President Carter important to

| Burger jokes

Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!

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Did you ever

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Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number.

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Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill