Mum: How can

How do you keep an imbecile

| Idiot and fool jokes

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ? Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

| Ghost jokes

Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.

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Why did the blonde have

| Blonde jokes

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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What do they serve at birthday

| Birthday jokes

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

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Bill: My sister has lovely

| Beauty jokes

Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head.

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Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ? Son: Easy. I have two ears!