If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no
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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.
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Why are bananas never lonely?
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Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
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What is an archaeologist ? Someone who's career
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What is an archaeologist ? Someone who's career is in ruins !
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Why does an actor enjoy his work so
| Movie and TV jokes
Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play.
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A man walked into an appliance store and asked
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A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25" remote controlled color television set. "One dollar," the clerk replied. "You've got to be kidding." "Look, Mac," the clerk said, "do you want it or not?" Of course, the customer gave him a dollar. On the way out with his incredib
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A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong. “Nothing,” said the woman. Not buying it, he asked again. “Seriously, what’s wrong?” “Do you really want to know? Well, I’ll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother’s Day, you don’t even tell me so much as “Thank you.” “Why should I?” he said. “Not once in 15 years have I gotten a Father’s Day gift.” “Yes,” she said, “but I’m their real mother.”