What did the witch say to

Why didn't the dog

| Dog jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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What do you call a man who opens the car door for

| Men jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur.

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How did the telephones get married ?

| Telephone jokes

How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony !

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If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks,

| Cow jokes

If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!

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A person went into the

| Blonde jokes

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the ins

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What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I’d put a curse on you – but somebody beat me to it!