Why didn't the dog
| Dog jokes
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
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What do you call a man who opens the car door for
| Men jokes
What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur.
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How did the telephones get married ?
| Telephone jokes
How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony !
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If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks,
| Cow jokes
If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!
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A person went into the
| Blonde jokes
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the ins
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What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I’d put a curse on you – but somebody beat me to it!